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headspace-hotel:

me then (young, naive): i dont swear because there are better choices to make with my vocabulary

me now (older, wiser): I am master of all the words, and fuck is the best one

memetheon:

jellybeanium124:

Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

in 2023, the night before Rosh Hashanah is Thursday evening, September 14.

Rosh Hashanah ends Sunday evening, September 17.

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in 2023, the night before Yom Kippur is Saturday evening, September 23.

Yom Kippur ends Monday evening, September 25.

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karineverse:

hiro-doodlez:

ilinit:

lakritzwolf:

orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

  • Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

Colour theory and metallurgy

being offendend like Miette

being overly dramatic at the smallest things

Friend group jokes

what-breaks-my-heart:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

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Reminder that this is an experiment as per their official announcement (screenshot below).

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Since this is an experiment, give your feedback to staff!

And remember to be specific on how this new navigation layout they are experimenting with is not working for you; hating it is one thing, but usability on different devices with different screen orientations, operating system, etc., would be much more impactful and meaningful.

facts-about-bisexuality:

Fact: It’s not true that “everyone is a little bi.” There are lots of lesbian and gay people out there who have fought hard to understand their identity, and they know for a fact they’re not bi. 

Plus, society certainly doesn’t treat bisexual people like we are the norm. The fact that we are treated differently matters, and saying that “everyone is a little bi” delegitimizes our experiences of oppression, our journeys to self-discovery, and our sense of community and identity.

lunafandoms:

babycharmander:

macademia-nut:

desolationlesbian:

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of “people also watched” and “for you” into the results. That’s not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

“I despise your wretched little games” perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!

Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.

If you use Firefox this extension is god send :D